Posted on November 10th, 2008 by Arrica Lee

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  1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop by to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.[ I seriously hope I got the bloody chance to do that].
  2. You get a tattoo that reads “This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3 or higher.”[ I think Firefox would sound better, wilder]
  3. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Pegasus. [ and Facebook!]
  4. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the life support on a loved one. [so right!]
  5. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap… and your child in the overhead compartment.
  6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
  7. You laugh at people with 33.6k modems. [hahaha]
  8. You find yourself typing com after every period when using a word processor.com
  9. You start introducing yourself as “JSmith874 at AOL dot com.”
  10. All of your friends have an @ in their names.
  11. Five of your BT Friends and Family numbers are modems.
  12. Your cat has its own home page.
  13. You can’t call your mother…she doesn’t have a modem. [that's dumb!]
  14. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

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4 Responses to “You Are Addicted To Net If…”


  1. Ratzinger ****

    1 year ago

    I guess that means I am addicted to the Net.


  2. Zyaga

    1 year ago

    I love the picture for that post. That made me laugh so hard. XD

    Hope everything gets back to normal for you! ^_^


  3. Arrica Lee

    1 year ago

    Zyaga
    LOL….I was once like her…let’s see…five years ago. Ok…everything is fine for me now…I guess….

    Ratzinger
    That’s great! Me too!


  4. Gibarian

    1 year ago

    Hmm. Good.

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