
- You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop by to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.[ I seriously hope I got the bloody chance to do that].
- You get a tattoo that reads “This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3 or higher.”[ I think Firefox would sound better, wilder]
- You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Pegasus. [ and Facebook!]
- You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the life support on a loved one. [so right!]
- You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap… and your child in the overhead compartment.
- You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
- You laugh at people with 33.6k modems. [hahaha]
- You find yourself typing com after every period when using a word processor.com
- You start introducing yourself as “JSmith874 at AOL dot com.”
- All of your friends have an @ in their names.
- Five of your BT Friends and Family numbers are modems.
- Your cat has its own home page.
- You can’t call your mother…she doesn’t have a modem. [that's dumb!]
- You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
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4 Responses to “You Are Addicted To Net If…”
Ratzinger ****
7 months ago
I guess that means I am addicted to the Net.
Zyaga
7 months ago
I love the picture for that post. That made me laugh so hard. XD
Hope everything gets back to normal for you! ^_^
Arrica Lee
7 months ago
Zyaga
LOL….I was once like her…let’s see…five years ago. Ok…everything is fine for me now…I guess….
Ratzinger
That’s great! Me too!
Gibarian
7 months ago
Hmm. Good.