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February 8, 2009

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1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I’m really easy to get along [...]

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December 26, 2008

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PRISON : You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. WORK: You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. PRISON: You get three meals a day-FREE-. WORK: You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself. PRISON: You get time off for good behavior. WORK: You get rewarded [...]

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December 15, 2008

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1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit. 2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I’m really easy to get along [...]

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November 20, 2008

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1.I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all. 3. [...]

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November 16, 2008

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1. Never ask a woman if she wants to have sex by asking her if she wants to have sex. 2. It is more important to have good health insurance than good health. 3. Don’t bluff more than once in a poker game with friends. 4. When one of the big bosses at work unexpectedly says something really [...]

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