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Planning to propose your dream Girl this Valentines Day . Here is a checklist of things you should consider A big red Rose Nice gift (preferably a big fat ring) A romantic speech Baseball bat (just in case things turn ugly).
Read On...February 8, 2009
1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I’m really easy to get along [...]
Read On...December 24, 2008
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?” 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with [...]
Read On...December 15, 2008
1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit. 2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I’m really easy to get along [...]
Read On...November 20, 2008
People defines joy differently, and some find joys in doing something I would complain(unless $$ is offered). Don’t ever call me to wash the toilet, dishes or do gardening as you will hear me, grumbling and fooling around instead. I don’t take that as things I do that gives me joy(oh, just look at how big [...]
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February 13, 2009
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