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It’s yours. It’s not yours. Whose underwear are these? My eyes are up here. You are holding the ruler backwards. I’m not exactly 18. My husband is home! You brother is better. Your sister is better. These stitches aren’t from an appendix removal. Can we talk for a minute? When did you get in last night? When did you get in this morning? Why do you smell like [...]
Read On...November 21, 2008
* Oops! * Has anyone seen my watch? * That was some party last night. I can’t remember when I’ve been that drunk. * Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing! * Well this book doesn’t say that… What edition is your manual? * OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. * [...]
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December 12, 2008
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