- If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.
- Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you re a spider person.
- When attending a movie you ve already seen, yell out: Don t let him in! He s the killer!
- When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it.
- When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: I hope I fixed it this time.
- Occasionally talk into your hand in public.
- Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it s full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds.
- Insist that someone accompany you to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.
- While carpooling, make swervy turns while imitating crash noises.
- Insist that life is one big musical, then try to prove your theory by randomly breaking out into song in public.
3 Responses to “How To Make People Hate You?”
chochangg
10 months ago
1. Bring down the mood
always find someway to create awkward silence and moments. If possible cause drama
2.Loud
Loud is the real icing on the Hate Cake, No one likes an obnoxious bumbling idiot.
3.Smart???
Act like you know everything especially when you really dont. Never let any one help you because your the man/ woman and have all the answers for everything even when you know that you dont.
4.slow
Be the slowest to understand things. Dont ask for help but do not catch on to jokes and such and such fast . Always wait until everyone is about done with laughing to begin laughing then get mad when people say wow your so slow.
5. Death. Always talk about death. Burning Kitties. Cutting Butterflies. People falling off things and smashing their heads. Breaking Bones. Gnawing at blood. Eating live animals. Anything that is unpleasant and grewsome..that is the best conversation topic.
6. Criticism. always critisize other people. call them fat ugly skinny you know it. their cloths. damn shes soo top heavy. ect
7.overly exited. or underly exited…never in the middle. always have either no pulse. or enough energy to run a marathon. when texting..either nver text…or send 10000000text messages.. same with calling
8.Never compliment…even when you really want to..
9.never ever take no for an answer. alwasy press people til they freak out or say yes… do this …A:LL THE TIME
10. Most important. Jealousy. try to act like every one is out to get you and wants your things…when something goes missing say.. Hey i know you wanted one…of these…please give it back, accusation si the key to making any one hate your guts and want to sla pyour face in with a hacksaw.
WAY TO MAKE PEOPLE HATE YOU
Arrica Lee
10 months ago
wow, that’s a great list! Thanks so much for your contributions!
jeff
7 months ago
does anybody know how to make evryone hate someone else??
thanks