How to Know One is An Idiot?

He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, “concentrate”.
He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
He sends a fax with a stamp on it.
He tries to drown a fish.
He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says “Sign Here”, he puts “Sagittarius”.
He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.
He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.
He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, “Airport left”, and he turned around and went home.
He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor.

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1 malice // Nov 19, 2008 at 3:59 am

here’s another one to determine if a person is a dumbly stupid

he taste the shit in the ground 1st to know if its really a shit hahaha

..i like your blog somehow its humorous
2 Arrica Lee // Nov 19, 2008 at 5:42 am

lol!!!!! that’s a really good one. You saw one doing that silly thing????