Mocha Quest

FISHERMAN
Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish.
Must have own boat with motor.
Please send photograph of motorboat.
SALESMAN
Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor’s around is now looking for a wife. And you could be the lucky [...]

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HE :Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I’d rather have the money.
HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must’ve been once. I never make the [...]

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“Baam!” Another door closed right in front of my face. What the heck! Feeling like a typical Miley Cyrus in one of her series, where she collects money with Lilly and Oliver to beat Ashley and Amber, I slowly carry my legs to the next door.
Frantically hoping I am Hannah Montana so that I don’t [...]

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It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.
It doesn’t matter whether you win or lose, until you lose.
It is a poor workman who blames his tools.
It is better to be part of the idle rich class than be [...]

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